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United Airlines: Training Video
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BobTheDeplorable reply Wow. How did you get hold of the real staff training video? -
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[ – ] danielamann reply Still can't get over what they did to that man. I hope awesome stuff like this video continue to grow and spread. This is hilarious (in the dark, some guy got beat up kind of way) and I don't want anyone to forget this event, so the more stuff like this that gets made the better-
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GrayRPG parent reply Agreed Lol
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[ – ] VonArmen reply Thanks, United Airlines! After working retail for the last two years, I was at a loss and needed to find the right guidance to really hone my skills in the service industry. Now, after watching this informative video and implementing its teachings at my own retail store, I've suplexed over 10 people! I've been told I'm a much happier person now, and I owe it all to you!-
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OniRokaku parent reply Did you make sure you screamed out "Suplex City, Bitch!" as you Suplexed them, Brock Lesnar Style?
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MaxTepafray reply Wow, that had to have been the most played straight video I've seen on your channel yet -
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MarketStrategies reply Oh that was classic comedy. Well done! -
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[ – ] MakeCrap reply I didn't know there was gonna be a test! I didn't study!!-
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LaurenLonestar parent reply crap... me neither. lol.
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blazedu reply Now that's the corporate spirit i love so much. I foresee an award this year with such splendid display of the company's core values. That's what what i call a satisfaction guarantee. -
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OxAcientOrder reply This is equivalent to OLD fashion Saturday night live which were great. Well done sir! -
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censor reply Amazingly done -
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TidBits reply I love how the description is just "9/11" -
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cboure reply This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen, m8 -
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killkode345 reply this is one of your best videos -
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Awshitcuz reply i have no lif srru -
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ozzieslovepedos reply I used to work fixing old Westinghouse 1642 terminals that UA used until past 2002, 30 year service life - Intel 8084 Chip - ran the Sita 1024b/c RS-432 line protocol. I remember the UA manager for Sydney in Australia got taken to the restaurant with no plates, the plate was a woman. A perk of the job eh? Keep nagging me and I'll try and remember the old farts name. I was mates with Barry in accounts for SITA.aero 's service wing Equant IS formally known as ITS Pte Ltd when I was then, then Hutchinson Telecom / Orange bought the network division. I worked there in 1999-2001. -
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MartinikeOnEestlane reply Maybe they will also start selling United States gum? :D -
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CGsadboy reply Now I know to fly at United Airlines, thanks Aztrosist! -
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edt49er reply this was brilliant! -
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ImGayLord reply How many times have you travelled on United Airlines? -
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CatAMations reply nice video -
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Pixeled reply Reminds me of an Aperture Science Employee video :) -
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GrayRPG reply LMAOOOOO, I was dying the entire time this video was playing😂😂😂 This was hilarious man, I am definitely following you😂 -
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iAmEnglishTV reply Oh damn, this was too good lol! -
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galwaybeard reply Hilarious! -
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RenBlogger reply LOL good stuff -
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ByteThat reply We've grown as human beings as a result of this video. -
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CigarBGuitarefx reply Anytime you can use the word "Suplex" effectively, you have made a good video. For example. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rE0-ek6MZA -
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sandia_mesa_mlh reply That was hilarious, man! Awesome job! -
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Grumanilt reply loool this was hilarious -
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nojero reply awesome! -
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MasterCyconide reply Great video! I don't understand the people on reddit who are defending United Airlines. They're a shitty corporation that treats their customers like trash. -
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Rob_Silvermyst reply Welcome to SouthWest. We beat up our competition. Not you. -
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AGirlAndAGame reply Lol oh my god -
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Malady reply This was just the wrong time to do such thing lol. rip united -
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Addicted2danger reply nice one, I really hope people keep canceling their flys to teach does moofoos a lesson -
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RedTechEngineer reply Thank you for posting this very informative and useful video. Shall we forever be grateful for the gift that is United Airlines. -
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MutantPixel reply Why not a Glock 40? :( -
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Elias79 reply Why am i forced to use 240p? -
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Chaos reply Hilarious! -
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[ – ] deathtotheleft reply I'm hijacking this webpage to Cuba!!!-
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deathtotheleft parent reply Everyone stay calm or the uploader gets it. -
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RedTechEngineer parent reply Wat
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XandrDotExe reply Those gunshots in the end had me rolling lol -
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Enderguy_58 reply The comments look better here. I feel they don't try too much to be popular. -
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Pollixx reply Great video! -
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Ieatsupermutants reply You had me at "Shoot a bitch." -
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Ripstar reply so awesome and funny -
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CatAMations reply lovely -
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solarpete reply I really learned something. Catch me at hypno alpha male skills yt. -
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Kayaksan reply Instructions not clear. Client stuck in the seat. Needed to be dragged. -
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AFLentertainment-Games reply Perfect (not) -
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SomethingNewNow reply I learned a lot i think i am ready for the friendly skies! -
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Nrrillinthas reply This was one of the better meme videos of United Airlines. -
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Mr_Nobody reply The whole saga was a hoax. he was allowed back on the plane. https://youtu.be/Izmxr901P_s -
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VybeyPantelonez reply Ruh roh -
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JustABloke reply Sighed, failed the Questionnaire 100%, I needed more time!!! -
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AmateurBellyDance reply *LMAO* -
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RandomBurgerStuffs reply lmao -
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roshugaming reply lol -
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AJPatz reply 9/10. Not enough dragging. -
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NightDivine reply If I want to retake the test do I have to watch whole video again or can I just replay the test questions? I think I can get them all right this time, didn't do so good the first few tries. -
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Zofoh reply Sexy shit -
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[ – ] MarketStrategies reply Just a thought though, the Stone Cold stunner would be the best wrestling move for their employees to learn LMAO-
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OniRokaku parent reply Nah. We want our Employees to be total douchebags. Might we suggest a Superman Punch?
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